Thursday, November 10, 2011

Why do they make vampires so sexy?

Holy Crap! You know when life just wakes up and slaps you in the face and you have been so busy that you have neglected important things? I got a loving reminder today that I haven't posted anything in a while. Well my friends, it is time.

Have I built your excitement too much?  Too bad.

I have been kind of working like crazy over the last month and I am down to 40 hours a week for the next few weeks. This was kind of an overload for my brain. I didn't know what to do with myself. So, what do you do at times like this? You find an extremely addicting show and you get wrapped up in it. My new addiction is Vampire Diaries.

Why do they make vampires so sexy?

This just makes me think that it's totally okay to get involved with a guy that is constantly controlled by hunger, has anger issues, can make you do anything, and is a murderer. All of the sudden Gentiles don't sound so bad. Does this stop me from being completely wrapped up in all things vampire? No. Does this mean that I am watching Breaking Dawn Part One at 7p Thursday night before anyone else can? Of course it does.

Oh well, lead on sexy vamps. Lead on.
I just had a brilliant idea. So, I work for Paul Mitchell. Love them. We have just recently launched a new men's line of Take Home called Mitch. I think that every Mitch man needs to be a vampire. Just look at these guys!


While watching the hot vampires I have been able to try out a lot of different recipes and such. Here are a couple.

Banana Bread on Crack

1 Kroger (or whatever quick bread mix you choose) Banana Bread Mix
4 oz. Cream Cheese (room temperature)
3 T. Sugar
1 Mashed Banana

Prepare the banana bread mix as directed. Mix the cream cheese, sugar, and banana together.

Coat a bread pan with shortening and flour. Pour half of the banana bread mix into the pan. With a spoon, scoop the cream cheese mixture on top of the mixture.

Pour the rest of the mixture over and bake as directed. Allow to cool and enjoy that amazing bread.



Crescent Rolls with all sorts of fun

Dinner:

Pack of crescent rolls
Chicken
Bell Pepper
Cheese

I just rolled up all of that and baked it to the roll directions. To stop them from getting soggy, make sure you cook them enough, you can also lower the temperature on the oven a little and bake it for longer.

Dessert:

Pack of crescent rolls
Cream cheese (softened)
Orange Marmalade

Spread the cream cheese on the rolls, then the marmalade. Roll it up and cook it to the roll directions. Enjoy.





Suck it.

2 comments:

  1. OK, I'm afraid you got some things confused. I can see a fascination with Vampire Diaries though I have never seen it. I've heard enough to think it would be OK to have the "vampire" name. But I'm going to have to question your response about seeing Breaking Dawn Part 1. The group called "vampires" in the whole Twilight thing has Bram Stocker rolling in his grave. Glittery skin? Piggyback rides? Argh! What happened to the good old garlic/cross/wooden stake fearing undead gentlemen? And I don't ever remembering them ever turning into a bat. What a shame. Next thing you'll tell me is instead of bat shapeshifting abilities they will have some silly mutant powers like seeing the future, mind reading, controlling feelings, etc.

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  2. Sorry... Stoker, not Stocker. :(

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